Don’t trust a spouse with an iPhone camera. If he/she suddenly takes an interest in snapping pictures of you, don’t be flattered too quickly. If he/she then snickers while running away — you might consider confiscating his/her electronic weapon. Or, you, too, could soon be wearing candy cane tights and green, pointy shoes.
Anyway, Merry Christmas — sigh — from my twisted husband.
On a good note: I do look slimmer in horizontal stripes.